I need to decompress or something. Or... do something to get my mind off of myself.

I need... to call my lawyers. Yes. Will needs a whole lot of revising. Yes.

ETA: When I die, you all better appreciate this.

You know, Harvey, I think you owe it to me now to pick up my dry cleaning one last time.

I just got a call that one of the Kestrel attack helicopters we've been tweaking malfunctioned during a routine nighttime testing maneuver -- and we're not exactly positive why. All evidence points to it being the fault of the incompetent idiots that were piloting it, but I'm not going to point fingers until I've investigated more thoroughly. We've ( Read more... )

I'M BRUCE WAYNE?

... Oh. Uh. Right. Well, yes. I'm Bruce, uh, Wayne. I like... what was it, cars and money? And men women, I guess. Women with suits of... metal. And arc reactors, and handsome facial hair, and I certainly am not a prissy, upright, stuck-up coke-drinking CEO of Waynetown. I also have nothing important to say because I'm, uh, stupid ( Read more... )

Crane. You give the most excellent hugs in the world! And trust me, I've had hugs from all over the world... funny what people will accept as payment in some countries...

Anyhow, keep eating those pineapples... It tasted excellent. Would swallow again.